:'( :”(

I eat healthy all day long,

Snacking on nuts and fruits

Controlling my portion sizes

Drinking nothing but the purest H2O

And then just before midnight,

As I prepare to rest my weary (but healthy) bones

I am assailed by the strongest craving

for pasta, rice, ribs, steak, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Pizza, Curry, Naan bread, Pancakes, Chocolate banana crepes, ice cream, Shawarma, gummy bears, Ewedu, Fried yam, Plantain, malteasers, and cheese. Oooh lots of drawy, ooey, gooey, delicious cheese.

Merde.

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